[W5SFA] Obamacare - A Medical Perspective - clever
Gilbert Franke
g.a.franke at gmail.com
Tue Mar 7 14:07:48 CST 2017
Well done!
On Tue, Mar 7, 2017 at 1:27 PM, Dan White <dan at dandlfarms.com> wrote:
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> *Some of the medical opinions: *
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> Obamacare - A Medical Perspective
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> American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's health care package:
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> The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
> advised not to make any rash moves.
>
> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
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> Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
> misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
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> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
> "Oh, grow up!"
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> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
> Radiologists could see right through it.
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> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
> claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
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> The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
> on the matter."
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> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
> pissed off at the whole idea.
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> Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
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> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
> the assholes in Washington.
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